They Patented What? An Invention That Will Show Any Swing Flaws
Pull out this golf invention at the family dinner and you are sure to make an impression, especially after you ruin a few bottles of wine. The invention in question was issued a patent this month under the title “Method and a Device for Forcibly Expelling a Cork from a Bottle of Champagne or the Like.” So what does this have to do with golf? Well, check out these drawings and think about how confident you are in your golf swing.
The drawings come from USPN 8087217, which describes the invention as:
It would be amazing to witness someone pull off this method of uncorking a bottle without breaking the neck. I bet Daly could do it.
Dave Dawsey - The Golf Invention Attorney
The drawings come from USPN 8087217, which describes the invention as:
The method consists in: a) screwing a spherical impact part (16) onto the body of the cork so as to extend it axially; b) orienting and holding the bottle (14) in a predetermined position such that the bottle extends below a reference level (18), the impact part (16) emerging above said level; and c) striking the impact part with a striker surface (22) situated at the end of the arm of a striker accessory (24), e.g. a golf club. This produces a sudden force on the cork of amplitude that is sufficient to forcibly expel the cork solely by the fact of striking against the impact part. The device further comprises a podium (10) defining the reference level (18) and means (30) for orienting and holding the bottle (14) in a predetermined position which may be vertical or inclined.
It would be amazing to witness someone pull off this method of uncorking a bottle without breaking the neck. I bet Daly could do it.
Dave Dawsey - The Golf Invention Attorney
Posted by David Dawsey PE Esq at 1/24/2012 12:00 AM 
Categories: Patent Humor, Misc Golf Products, Patent of the Week
Categories: Patent Humor, Misc Golf Products, Patent of the Week
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