Tired of Getting Your Golf Shoes and Trousers Dirty when Playing Out of a Hazard?
I would buy a few pair of these just to encourage the guys I play with to “give it a shot” when their ball is right on the edge of a hazard; then I would sit back and watch the hilarity ensue.
Check out this breakthrough in golf equipment!

If you are having trouble comprehending how these work I will let this flowchart explain.

No kidding.
The drawings come from a patent application that recently published as US Pub. No. A covering for a golf shoe may include a covering in the shape of a golf shoe and a user’s lower leg configured to cover a golf shoe and may include a band configured to tighten the covering over a user’s golf shoe and lower leg.
Remind you of anything? Surgical booties perhaps, which have been patented to death. Any bets on whether a patent will issue based on this application?