Patent Issues On The Use of Goose Droppings as Golf Tees

As you are meandering down a perfectly manicured fairway with the sun in your face and the wind at your back, all the while trying to avoid stepping on one of those huge goose turds that litter golf courses like a minefield, have you ever thought to yourself… “boy, I bet one, or perhaps two, of those delightful goose poops, would work great as a golf tee”? Well, that is just the stroke of genius that one inventor recently had and the Patent Office agreed with him. The patent, titled “Method of Using Goose Excrement as a Golf Tee,” describes the invention as….

April Fool’s Day!

Come on, I hope that you didn’t actually think a patent issued on the use of goose poo as a golf tee!